Curses & Cocoa

~ 12 letters, posted twice a month over six months, that tell a complete story by the end.

~ Written from Morgana Le Fay’s personal point of view.

~ Includes magical outbursts, unicorn-jumper rants, and uninvited character growth.

~ Real envelopes. Real post.

Once, she was feared. Now she’s furious - mostly at the teenage intruder who INSISTS on returning to her woods despite every warning not to.

Lady Morgana Le Fay, ancient sorceress and former scourge of Camelot, just wants a quiet life in her small Hollow in the Deep Woods. But modern life keeps interfering: litter, campers, geocaches, and (most recently) going accidentally viral after incinerating a trail-cam.

These letters document Morgana’s reluctant brush with fame, her growing irritation with a persistent mortal girl named Charlotte (who prefers to go by Lottie), and her increasingly unhinged opinions on iPads, influencer culture, and how far society has fallen since the days of knights and actual honour.

Wickedly witty and surprisingly tender, Curses & Cocoa is a tale of bitter tea, old magic, and the smallest sparks of unexpected connection.